The weird sense of duty really good sysadmins have can border on the sociopathic, but it's nice to know that it stands between the forces of darkness and your cat blog's servers.
Via xkcd.com.
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This is one of the cleverest e-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.(Wait till you see the last one)!
White Knight Chronicles is the first exclusive PS3 RPG by widely-acclaimed developer Level 5, responsible for such hits as Dragon Quest VIII and the Dark Cloud franchise. The game features online co-op, a massive world, a fun battle system, and the intricate Georama System which allows you to build your own town and even visit your friends' towns online!
There are moments when winning something is not such a great thing you thought... See the picture to understand why. 
A nice comics about the wishes and wishes. I am not a games, even I used to play computer games, but I wish I also had that game in my hands. 
A few days before his proctological exam, a one-eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye.
He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it.
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "s
When you have some problems to be take care of, call them. Maybe they will come. Maybe. Considering how... proffesional they are I think they are very busy taking others' problems.
1. Schizophrenia ---Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
a.. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
b.. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going
to a garage makes you a mechanic.
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The russians from Kaspersky Lab (perhaps you know their products, their antivirus is faimous) warn you in a very pretty way to take care about the dangers of the internet and they wishes you "A happy new year".
Grandad was reminiscing about the good old days...
"When I were a lad, Momma would send me down to t'corner store wi' a dollar, and I'd come back wi' five pounds o' potatoes, two loaves o' bread, three pints o' milk, a pound o' cheese, a packet
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