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Girlfriend

 

A young guy was complaining to his Boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend. 

If you don't drink our coffee...

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If you don't drink our coffee then fuck you. So, are you going to drik that coffee, with or without the cup? Are you going to drink each day that coffee or from time to time?

What happens when you delete your recycle bin

The most interesting answer to the question "What happens when you delete your recycle bin?" on Windows operating systems is located on yahoo answers and is sounds like this:

Windows won't allow you t

TSA Statistics on airport screening

Year to date statistics on airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernia's 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,3

Time do no bend

Tricky, isn't it. Actually it's very real only when it is involved the Time magazine. The Time magazine it's the only time you've got ruined when bening, the ordinary time is more flexible then a ballerina.

Nuts nuts nuts

When I see this little guy eating nuts I am gettin hungry.  Very very hungry.

Mobile forever

Strange. I found the picture somewhere in my emails and I was a little confused: he is riding a motorcycle or is he rolling? Anyway, he might be a possible answer for a perpetuum mobile. The scientists are still trying to find it.

And so you code

A great and funny video about the programmers and their code. We should listen it while coding at least once a day, right? We can even try to sing it. Have you write down the lyrics yet?

Two mexicans and a bicycle

Two Mexicans are on a bicycle about 15 miles outside of Lafayette , Louisiana . One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into town. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help, and the Mexicans ask him for a ride. He tells them he has no room in the trailer as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls

The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manag

Missing Missy


Actual email between a secretary and the marketing

Being a dick

It ain't easy being a dick.

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Eddie Izzard - Cake or Death

One of the best stand-up comedians - Eddie Izzard - comments on history & religion... and he is right.

Edward John "Eddie" Izzard (born February 7, 1962) is a double Emmy-winning English s

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog - Star Wars

Some geeks awaiting the watch Star Trek episode 2 and a talking dog.

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How to speak womanese

At last....someone in this world has done some very valid and very valuable research on the human condition!

Efficiency expert

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home."

"Why not?" asked somebody from the audience.

"I wa

No sex since 1955

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. J

The error for the error page

Congratulations! Why congratulations? Read the text from the image.

Top 20 5 Second Films

These are the top 20 5 Second Videos Presented by UPROXX.com and 5secondfilms.com.

The rules are simple: 2 seconds of beginning titles, 5 seconds of film, 1 second of end titles. If you take umbrage with these 5sfs running at an actual length of 8 seconds, we can onl

They say this is only an actual personal ad

AN ACTUAL PERSONAL AD from "SAVANNAH TRIBUNE" NEWSPAPER placed in december 2009

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me InDowntown Savannah  night before last.

Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 a.m.  E.S.T.

How you know when love fades


A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife’s voice from the kitchen: "What would you like for dinner, love? Chicken, beef or lamb?"

He said, "Thank you; I'll have chicken."

She said "Are you kidding me, you're having soup. I was talking to the cat."

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