Santa remembers it's Christmas.
Reads children's letters in office instead of in bathroom.
Never explains what exactly you did to deserve that coal in your stocking; if you have to ask, maybe that's the problem!
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I am sure everyone of you asked himself (or others) if there is any life after death. There are a lot of religions build on this very questions and various answers to it. They says yes, there is... in some form or another. The details differ, the certain answers do not
Two eighty year-old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.
"Sitting at a cafe?", the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 60 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you the thrill of your life."
I've found the image on facebook earlier and I started to laught: I could be there instead of that guy, I found myself in his place as I do exactely that every morning.
Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on.
A week la
Tell me, how many of you can rezolve in a instant all the equation on that clock? I mean without knowing the values of the hours they are replacing/
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I've got the image into an email that presented the lady as future Lady Gaga. Will it really happen like this?
Do you know how to spot a very good salesman? Everything in his/her resume is a lie.
Are you hating your job? Submit your picture on http://www.dan-marius.ro and let's add you to the collection.
Some says that atheist cat find your prayers cute, but ultimately futile. So does atheist humans.
I've got the next text into an email, it's a brilliant demonstration about the social mathematics... It is said that this comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 years experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint and it goes like this:
As far as I know for the moment, the Indian perspective as the next picture says may be very true.
A funny video that's gathering more and more views lately, I've been getting it from some friends during the last hours... Perhaps the situations are more common thant some would accept. 
A girl's dream date may
The next image is a copy/pasted text from reddit (the original text is here) and it was put Funniest shit on internet
According to some email I've got today, some sex defintions are contained in the following list:
Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms
Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms
Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms
I've just made for myself an account on reddit and I wanted to see what's new there... I wast amused to find a really really black cat. See the image.
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