How to tell if you are addicted to Facebook

There are a few things you should before you start reading this: the first is that Facebook does not exist. It's just a figment of your imagination. The internet is only a myth and the social networks are nothing else than tails to tell your friends next to the fire, during the night. And, as any good stories, the social networks contains elements of love and terror, mistery and trickery, fights and separation... just to keep you addicted to their story tellers.

Considering all these, you can tell if and when you are addicted to Facebook when:

• you forget to put wood in your fire to burn. This mean you spend enough time chating online to lose track of time and you don't get money to pay your bills and you'll end up alone in the cold dark home, with no electricity and interne connection.
• you tell your job mates that you get out to a smoke and for lunch break... via Facebook. The entire break in from Facebook instead using that social network during a break.
• you are addicted when your parents or mockup of a wife tell you to come to dinner using the Facebook chat or, worse, by posting it to your wall or timeline.
• when you use the sentence "let's paint the timeline" when you are telling your friend that you'll go to help him paint his house.
• you are surely addicted when you are searching the contacts of your Facebook friends for a phone number instead searching the agenda of the phone itself.
• when you want to share on Facebook the paintings from the walls of the houses you are visiting
• when you are searching for friends' birthdays in their Facebook profiles in order to congratulate them. It's even worse, a full time addiction, when you are searching for your own birthday on your profile.
• when you tell your friend you are getting out with a girl, but you've only chat with her on Facebook and you have never met before. It's worse when she's in a different town, a continent apart, and she's not intenting to cross it to go out with you.
• you are addicted for sure when you tell your friends your are going to sleep but you are only turning your Facebook chat off and you are watching for hours and hours, all night long, the pictures of some beautiful girls.
• when you are getting your Facebook username and password on the inner side of your lids. It's a full time addiction when you are doing it for each lip, you are hopelss addicted when you are changing your password weekly and your are visiting the tattoo saloon imediately after, each time.

And, finally, you are addicted to Facebook if you had enough patience to read this text to its end. I tell you that for sure.