If you don't drink our coffee then fuck you. So, are you going to drik that coffee, with or without the cup? Are you going to drink each day that coffee or from time to time?
The most interesting answer to the question "What happens when you delete your recycle bin?" on Windows operating systems is located on yahoo answers and is sounds like this:
Tricky, isn't it. Actually it's very real only when it is involved the Time magazine. The Time magazine it's the only time you've got ruined when bening, the ordinary time is more flexible then a ballerina.
Strange. I found the picture somewhere in my emails and I was a little confused: he is riding a motorcycle or is he rolling? Anyway, he might be a possible answer for a perpetuum mobile. The scientists are still trying to find it.
A great and funny video about the programmers and their code. We should listen it while coding at least once a day, right? We can even try to sing it. Have you write down the lyrics yet?
Two Mexicans are on a bicycle about 15 miles outside of Lafayette , Louisiana . One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into town. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help, and the Mexicans ask him for a ride. He tells them he has no room in the trailer as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls
The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manag
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.. Is something bothering you?"
The rules are simple: 2 seconds of beginning titles, 5 seconds of film, 1 second of end titles. If you take umbrage with these 5sfs running at an actual length of 8 seconds, we can onl
A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife’s voice from the kitchen: "What would you like for dinner, love? Chicken, beef or lamb?"
He said, "Thank you; I'll have chicken."
She said "Are you kidding me, you're having soup. I was talking to the cat."
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Come and practice Kendo (the way of the sword) at CS Ronin-Do Oradea. This Japanese martial art was ispired by the samurais' fighting and it's practiced safely using a bamboo sword and a specific armour.
I am no longer on on Fiverr because the platform is stupid protecting the clients that do stupid things for money ignoring they depend of us, the web and software developers and some other services, for their own money. I am here so you can call or ask me for a quote. I need to find all the details, estimate the best number of days and ask the best price for all of us. For example, designing a website is about 100 euros, but if you ask for more things yo do I will probably need more time and more money.
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Websites are considered visual brands for any person, entity, product or service. They are a way to show to the entire world (or, at least, to the targeted niche) what someone is doing during this period, what you sell or what you offer now. The first step is establishing the strategy for the following months or years - that's as important as the design and site itself.