- niste bancuri in limba engleza

Cîteva citate de acolo care mi-au atras atenția (rugămintea mea e să nu le luat prea personal, m-au făcut să rîd și atît :D):


My girlfriend is a porn star. She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on Paedophilia.
The librarian says: "Just take this boy - he asked me for a book on memory l oss and he said he can't find his dad."

I got the worst blowjob ever last night. Maybe if she was awake it might have been some bit good.

When the toilet seat is up, a man can piss with deadly accuracy. When someone leaves the seat down, a man pisses like an epileptic at a disco.