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Dear Dad, letter home from school

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,
Your $on.
 

A week la

The clock of a mathematician or engineer

Tell me, how many of you can rezolve in a instant all the equation on that clock? I mean without knowing the values of the hours they are replacing/

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Future Lady Gaga

I've got the image into an email that presented the lady as future Lady Gaga. Will it really happen like this?

Insane mop

Mop the floor with your blood, it's the insame mop and it's coming to get you. The source.

Everything is a lie!

Do you know how to spot a very good salesman? Everything in his/her resume is a lie.

Alzheimer disease: forgot password?

Some may say that the "forgot password" button on the page for the Alzheimer disease and associated disorders may be one the most used buttons. Tell me: is that true?

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I hate my job series #1

Are you hating your job? Submit your picture on http://www.dan-marius.ro and let's add you to the collection.

Atheist cats

Some says that atheist cat find your prayers cute, but ultimately futile. So does atheist humans.

Social mathematics

I've got the next text into an email, it's a brilliant demonstration about the social mathematics... It is said that this comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 years experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint and it goes like this: 

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The world according to India

As far as I know for the moment, the Indian perspective as the next picture says may be very true.

He said, she said, un romantic comedy

A funny video that's gathering more and more views lately, I've been getting it from some friends during the last hours... Perhaps the situations are more common thant some would accept. 

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Jokes with american black and white

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Sex definitions

According to some email I've got today, some sex defintions are contained in the following list:

Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms

Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms

Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms

A really black cat

I've just made for myself an account on reddit and I wanted to see what's new there... I wast amused to find a really really black cat. See the image. Read more ...

Girlfriend

 

A young guy was complaining to his Boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend. 

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If you dont drink our coffee...

If you don't drink our coffee then fuck you.

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What happens when you delete your recycle bin

The most interesting answer to the question "What happens when you delete your recycle bin?" on Windows operating systems is located on yahoo answers and is sounds like this:

Windows won't allow you t

TSA Statistics on airport screening

Year to date statistics on airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernia's 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,3

Time do no bend

Tricky, isn't it. Actually it's very real only when it is involved the Time magazine. The Time magazine it's the only time you've got ruined when bening, the ordinary time is more flexible then a ballerina.

Source codes examples

Just two examples are following. The rest can be found here.

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